Our Menu
Starters
Charcuterie
$23.00
Assorted meats, cheeses, fruits, and other surprises.
Burrata
$18.00
Proscuitto, cherry tomatoes, balsamic reduction, burrata.
Toasted Garlic Cheese Bread
$10.00
Served hot with melted mozzarella and red sauce.
Flatbread
$13.00
Gorgonzola, sea salt, Italian seasoning.
Super Deluxe Flatbread
$22.50
Kalamata olives, brie, prosciutto, Italian seasoning, sautéed mushrooms and onions, olive oil, sea salt.
Stuffed Portobello Mushroom
$9.00
Mozzarella, sea salt, olive oil, choice of 2 additional ingredients.
Seared & Spiced Broccoli
$17.00
Garlic, lemon, red pepper | Add Parmesan and Balsamic Reduction +$3.00
Bacon Wrapped Smokies
$14.00
Smoked sausage, bacon, brown sugar, toothpick.
Spicy Meatballs
$18.00
Ground beef, spicy sausage, classified ingredients.
Salads
Starter
$7.50
Hearts of romaine, tomatoes, bacon, balsamic glaze.
Applewood
$18.00
Hearts of romaine, apples, bacon, goat cheese, and balsamic reduction.
Tessio Chop Chop
$19.00
Ribbon cut butter lettuce, cherry tomatoes, Black Forest ham, turkey breast, pepperoni, cubed mozzarella, diced red onion, super secret dressing.
Greek Chicken
$19.00
Hearts of romaine, arugula, red onion, feta, olives, chicken breast, Greek vinaigrette.
Tessio Wedge
$19.00
Iceberg, bacon, gorgonzola, candied walnuts, tomatoes.
Classic Caesar
$18.00
Hearts of romaine, croutons, parmesan | Add Chicken +$5.00
Red Sauce Pizzas
Pizzas are 12" • Note: our pizza sauce contains cheese.
American Standard
$22.00
Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, black olives, mushrooms.
Razorback
$22.00
Red sauce, mozzarella, sliced ham, prosciutto, chopped bacon, honey drizzle.
Tazzmaniac
$22.00
Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, bacon, olives, pepperoncini, mushrooms, goat cheese, parmesan.
Honolulu
$22.00
Red sauce, mozzarella, spam, pineapple, coconut dust.
Marco Antonio
$22.00
Red sauce, fresh mozzarella, pineapple, bacon, prosciutto, green onion, jalapeno, roasted red pepper, crushed red pepper.
Elitist
$22.00
Red sauce, mozzarella, prosciutto, roasted tomatoes, arugula, parmesan.
Mikey Likes It
$22.00
Red sauce, mozzarella, sausage, mushrooms, pepperoncini.
Giraffe
$22.00
Red sauce, mozzarella, sweet corn, green onions.
Brewer's Special
$22.00
Red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, prosciutto, peperoncini, cashews, basil, balsamic reduction.
Red, White & Green
$22.00
Red sauce, fresh mozzarella, basil, olive oil.
White Sauce Pizzas
Pizzas are 12" • Note: our pizza sauce contains cheese.
White Chick
$22.00
White sauce, mozzarella, chicken, bacon, red onion, green onion, olives.
Pesto Sauce Pizzas
Pizzas are 12" • Note: our pizza sauce contains cheese.
What About Bob
$22.00
Pesto, mozzarella, gorgonzola, shredded chicken, sausage, and fresh basil.
Apollo
$22.00
Creamy pesto, chicken, sun-dried tomato, artichoke, Kalamata olives, mozzarella, feta, parmesan.
BBQ Sauce Pizzas
Pizzas are 12" • Note: our pizza sauce contains cheese.
Drewski
$22.00
BBQ sauce, sausage, pepperoni, Mama Lil's peppers, caramelized onion, mozzarella.
Austin, TX
$22.00
BBQ sauce, chicken, cilantro, red onion, mozzarella.
Other Pizzas
Santa Fe
$22.00
Chipotle sauce, shredded chicken, red onion, green onions, roasted red peppers, mozzarella, sweet corn, cilantro.
Belly Warmer
$22.00
Bleu cheese sauce, sausage, caramelized onion, spinach, mushrooms, bacon, gorgonzola.
Hellfire
$22.00
Chipotle, mozzarella, pepperoni, feta, jalapeno, bacon, crushed red pepper.
Holy Hellfire
$22.00
Habanero sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, feta, habanero, bacon, crushed red pepper • Warning: This pizza is no joke. It is Hot.
You're in Charge
$22.00
Choose your sauce: red, garlic, pesto, chipotle, or barbecue. Choose any three toppings | Additional toppings are +$1.00 each.
Gluten - Free Pizza
$4.00
Substitute gluten-free crust.
Sandwiches and Grilled Paninis
Super deluxe coleslaw.
Slave to The Grind
$18.00
Salami, capicola, ham, Swiss cheese, shaved parm, peperoncini, red onion, Roma tomatoes.
Baller Sub
$18.00
Spicy meatballs, mushrooms, pepperoncini, red sauce, mozzarella.
Grilled Havanah
$18.00
Roasted turkey, glazed ham, Swiss cheese, dill pickle, mustard.
Spicy Chicken Pesto
$18.00
Chicken, bacon, pesto, mayo, mozzarella, spinach.
Paesano
$18.00
Prosciutto, pepperoni, bacon, parmesan, pickles, pepperoncini, jalapeños, red onion, mustard, honey.
Dessert
Sweetie Pie
$9.00
Caramelized cinnamon sugar apples wrapped up with sweet cream cheese in fresh baked dough with a caramel drizzle.
Various Baked Goods
Ask your server.
Raspberry Sorbet Champagne Martini
$12.00
Exactly like it sounds!
Split Plate Charge
Entree Salads $3.00 | Sandwiches and Paninis $5.00
Monday - Saturday 2.00 - 5.00, All day Sunday
Appetizers
15.00 Buck$!
Toasted Garlic Cheese Bread
$8.00
Served hot with melted mozzarella and red sauce.
Flat Bread
$11.00
Gorgonzola, sea salt, Italian seasoning.
Super Deluxe Flat Bread
$20.50
Creamy brie, prosciutto, sauteed mushrooms, sweet onions, Kalamata olives, olive oil, sea salt.
Seared Spiced Broccoli
$15.00
Garlic, lemon, red pepper.
Bacon Wraped Smokies
$12.00
Smoked sausage, bacon, brown sugar, toothpick.
Spicy Meatballs
$16.00
Ground beef, spicy sausage, classified ingredients, red sauce, mozzarella
Beers, Etc.
Beers, Etc.
$6.00/On Tap 16oz
$7.00/On Tap 20oz
$21.00/Pitcher
Ever changing line up of local beers and ciders. Kitsap county has many great breweries, let's explore!
Wines
House Wines
$5.50/By the glass
Cocktails
Well Drinks
$5.50
Whiskey, Vodka, Gin, Rum, Tequila.